Welcome to the heart of our intergalactic defense system, where the fate of the cosmos is secured.
Or, as we like to call it, "The Squadron Protocol" - a series of complex algorithms and bureaucratic red tape that keeps our galaxy safe from the likes of Zorgon and his ilk.
Below, you'll find the latest in Defense Protocols, including our patented Defendify system.
Security Update: We've detected a possible Zorgonian threat vector in sector 4. Please stand by for further instructions.