Void Squadron Chronicles - Terms and Conditions

Effective Immediately, Because Who Needs Time Zones?

By accessing this site, you agree to the following:

• You will not attempt to navigate the Void Squadron's dimensional vortex without proper clearance.
• You will not share your Void Squadron login credentials with anyone, especially not with your aunt.
• You will not use the term "Void Squadron" in a sentence without proper reverence and respect.

Violations of these terms will result in:

• Immediate reassignment to the Department of Unlikely Probabilities.
• Reeducation through the use of intense, possibly reality-bending lectures.
• Perpetual servitude in the void.

For the love of all that is sane and rational, ACKNOWLEDGE that you have read and understand these terms.

Employee Manual for Void Squadron Employees.