A classic move where you pretend to be a superior officer to get out of doing actual work.
Sub-tactic: Use your best "I'm busy" voice.
Sub-tactic: Make sure your "to-do list" is filled with fake tasks.
Example: "I'm on the phone with the galaxy's top engineer, trying to negotiate the price of our new warp drive."
Next: The Void Squire's Sudden Departure
A bold move where you just up and leave without warning, leaving your teammates to deal with the aftermath.
Sub-tactic: Make sure to take the last donut from the break room.
Example: "I'm out, I've got a meeting with the Galactic Union of Space Squire's. Wish me luck!"