The Telekinetic Barricade is the most advanced defense system in the Void Squirrelron Empire, capable of detecting and repelling even the most insidious alien invasions. However, with great power comes great responsibility, and our team of expert squirrels must regularly perform maintenance tasks to keep this behemoth of a system running smoothly.
Every Thursday at 3 AM, our team of skilled squirrels will perform routine checks on the Barricade's:
During this time, visitors are advised to stay away from the Barricade's vicinity, as our squirrels will be performing high-speed nut-gathering operations, which may result in unpredictable nut-dropping hazards.
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