This is Wild Lurk 202, where the lurkers are wild, and so are the stories.
Our team of expert lurkers have been scouring the globe for the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most utterly bewildering tales of human ingenuity.
And what did we find? Well, let's just say that the truth is stranger than fiction.
Meet our featured lurker of the week, Lurk 202, who has been lurking so hard, it's a wonder they haven't turned themselves into a statue of pure, unadulterated confusion.