Secret Society

Chapter 3, Section 2: Wild Lurk 303

Where the lurkers are the real rulers of the universe.

Or so we tell ourselves.

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Our Secret Handshake: A guide to Lurking

• Step 1: Ignore all rules
• Step 2: Pretend to follow rules
• Step 3: Actually, who are we kidding? Just do whatever.

And remember: a true Lurker always keeps the secret.

Don't @ us.