Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Not Being a Human
Welcome, Wild Lurks-in-training! In this course, we'll cover the essential skills you need to become a master lurk. From the art of lurking in plain sight to the science of avoiding eye contact, we'll cover it all.
Lesson Objective:
- Develop your unique lurk persona
- Master the art of passive-aggressive nonverbal communication
- Learn to avoid eye contact without appearing suspicious
- Discover the secret to being seen but not noticed