Nowheresville Mission Profile

Objective: Locate the fabled Nowheresville Cheeseburger

In the depths of the Nowheresville Wasteland, a legendary burger has been said to appear only to those who seek it out. The Nowheresville Cheeseburger is rumored to have the power to grant its consumer temporary invincibility, allowing them to navigate the treacherous terrain with ease.

Mission Details

• Commencing at the edge of the Wasteland, follow the faint trail of discarded dreams and forgotten hopes.
• Proceed with caution, as the landscape is dotted with the remnants of failed endeavors and abandoned aspirations.
• Upon encountering the first of three ancient Nowheresville Sirens, take a 90-degree turn to the left and continue on.
• At the third Siren, take a 90-degree turn to the right and prepare for the final descent into the Burger's lair.

Supporting Personnel

• Squad Leader: Zorvath, seasoned explorer and expert in all things Nowheresville.
• Engineer: Balthazar, expert in the repair and maintenance of the SQUADRON's trusty hoverbike.
• Navigator: Xexu, skilled in the art of reading maps upside-down.