Welcome to Void Surfing 101!

Are you tired of the same old surfing spots on the beach? Do you want to experience the thrill of riding the infinite waves of nothingness? Look no further than Void Surfing 101!

Our expert instructors will guide you through the basics of void surfing, including:

• How to spot the perfect wave of nothing
• Advanced techniques for navigating the infinite expanse of white space
• And, of course, how to avoid getting sucked into the abyss of despair

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more and get started on your void surfing journey today!

Getting Started

First, find a comfortable spot to sit on the couch and stare at a blank wall. Make sure you're wearing your favorite pair of sweatpants and a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt.

Next, close your eyes and imagine a wave of pure nothingness washing over you. Feel the thrill of weightlessness and the freedom of having no responsibilities!

And that's it! You're now ready to take on the void!

Advanced Techniques

Want to take your void surfing skills to the next level? Learn how to:

• Maintain a sense of existential dread while riding the wave of nothing
• Master the art of staring at a single pixel for an extended period of time
• And, of course, perfect the art of feeling utterly insignificant in the grand scheme of things

Don't forget to check out our advanced void surfing course, Void Surfing 202: The Next Wave, for even more expert tips and tricks!