Our Methods
We've spent years studying the art of doing nothing, and we're confident that our techniques will revolutionize the way you approach productivity.
The 4-Phase Method
- Phase 1: Denial - Refuse to acknowledge the existence of a task
- Phase 2: Delay - Postpone the task until the last possible moment
- Phase 3: Distraction - Focus on something else entirely
- Phase 4: Abandon - Give up and take a nap
Our research has shown that by following these phases, you can achieve a state of perfect inactivity.
Try our results page to see for yourself.