Warning: Void surfing is not for the faint of heart. It's a journey into the unknown, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and the fabric of space-time is but a distant memory.
To begin, you'll need to find yourself a void. Not just any void will do – we're talking about the kind of void that's so vast, so profound, so existentially terrifying that it'll make you question the very meaning of existence.
Remember, void surfing is not just a hobby, it's a way of life. So, if you're not ready to confront the abyss, then perhaps you should stick to something more... shall we say, 'grounded'.
Note: Void surfing is not responsible for any existential crises, emotional trauma, or spontaneous combustion. Void Surfing Inc. disclaims all liability for any damages incurred while void surfing.