Warning: Void surfing is extremely hazardous to your mental health. Prolonged exposure to the void can lead to existential dread, ennui, and spontaneous combustion.
Tips for Staying Sane in the Void
1. Dress for the part: Wear a brightly colored jumpsuit and a pair of sturdy, flame-retardant socks. You don't want to get sucked into an infinite abyss with a wardrobe malfunction.
2. Stay hydrated: Bring an oxygen tank and a water bottle with a built-in coffee maker. You don't want to get dehydrated and lose your grip on reality.
3. Avoid eye contact: Don't look into the void, or you'll go crazy. Trust us, it's a real thing.
4. Surf with a buddy: Never venture into the void alone. There's safety in numbers, and by "safety," we mean "shared delusional thinking."
What happens if I accidentally look into the void?