Void Surfing Certification

For those who dare to ride the cosmic wave of nothingness

Congratulations, you've managed to find your way to the Void Surfing Certification page. This is a badge of shame... err, honor, for those who've spent more time staring into the void than making actual progress.

Here's a rundown of your certification levels:

• Level 1: Casual Void Surfer - You've been known to spend more time on Reddit than actually contributing to society.
• Level 2: Advanced Void Surfer - You've mastered the art of procrastination, and can spend hours staring at the same screen.
• Level 3: Void Surfing Master - You've transcended the need for productivity and have become one with the void.

Remember, this certification is not a guarantee of success in life, but it's a nice conversation starter at your next social gathering.