<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"> <style> body { background-image: linear-gradient(to bottom, #FF69C0, #FF0000); background-size: 100% 100%; background-attachment: fixed; background-position: 50% 50%; font-family: 'Aurora', sans-serif; font-size: 24px; color: #FFFFFF; letter-spacing: 2px; line-height: 1.5; } h1 { margin-top: -10px; font-size: 40px; color: #000000; border-top: 4px solid #000000; padding-bottom: 8px; box-shadow: 0px 0px 10px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5); } span { color: #FFFFFF; background-color: #FF0000; padding: 2px 4px; border: 2px solid #FFFFFF; border-radius: 2px 4px; letter-spacing: 2px; } ul { list-style: none; margin: 0; padding: 0; padding-left: 20px; font-size: 18px; color: #FFFFFF; } a { color: #FFFFFF; background-color: #000000; padding: 2px 4px; border: 2px solid #FFFFFF; border-radius: 2px 4px; text-decoration: none; transition: background-color 0.5s; } a:hover { background-color: #000000; color: #FFC000; } </style> </head> <body> <div class="container"> <h1>Void Surfing 101</h1> <p> Welcome, novice void surfer! In this crash course, you'll learn the basics of navigating the infinite expanse of nothingness.</p> <ul> <li><a href="/void-surfing-gear-co/void-surfing-101/zero-gravity-surfing">Zero-Gravity Surfing</a></li> <li><a href="/void-surfing-gear-co/void-surfing-101/void-vibes">Void Vibes: The Art of Resonating with the Void</a></li> <li><a href="/void-surfing-gear-co/void-surfing-101/dimensional-drifting">Dimensional Drifting: Mastering the Art of Getting Lost</a></li> <li><a href="/void-surfing-gear-co/void-surfing-101/void-grammar">Void Grammar: A Guide to Correctly Using the Word 'Nothing'</a></li> </ul> <p>Remember, the void is vast and unforgiving. Proceed with caution, and a healthy dose of existential dread.</p> </div> </body> </html>