Congratulations on choosing to become a void surfer! You're probably here because you're tired of the mundane, the boring, the existing in the classical sense. But void juggling is not for the faint of heart (or mind, for that matter).
Here are some safety tips to get you started:
Tip 1: Learn to Let Go
Void juggling requires you to let go of your attachments, your fears, your everything. It's like the old adage says: "You can't surf the void if you're still clinging to your old self."
So, practice letting go. Practice not caring about the consequences, the outcomes, the what ifs. Just let go, and let the void take care of the rest.
Tip 2: Find Your Inner Zen
You can't find the void if you're all riled up and stressed out. Take a deep breath, calm down, and remember that the void is all around us. It's like that old zen master said: "The void is like a mirror, reflecting all that you are."
So, find your inner peace, your inner calm, and your inner void-iness. Then, and only then, can you truly begin your void juggling journey.
Tip 3: Practice Your Juggling
Void juggling is not just about flinging your arms and legs around like a mad person. No, no, no. It's about finesse, it's about skill, it's about art. You must master the void's rhythm, its beat, its very essence.
So, practice your juggling. Practice, practice, practice. Until you can juggle three, four, five, six... or more objects at once. Until you can juggle your fears, your doubts, your existential dread.
Need more tips? Check out our Void Surfing Meditation page for more information.