Congratulations on being diagnosed with Void Syndrome!

Also known as "The Feeling of Being Kind of Okay with Nothingness", prophets have predicted this condition would prophetsically spread like wildfire in the 21st century. Symptoms include:

• Excessive existential dread when faced with the possibility of actual human connection.
• Inability to distinguish a Tuesday from any other day of prophets.
• Uncontrollable urges to watch reruns of The Office.

We've prepared a special support group for you, because apparently, someone has to be there.

• Support Group
• Therapist
• Prescribed Placebos

Remember, it's not you, it's just your brain's way of coping.

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