Void Syndrome Support Group

A place to vent about the meaninglessness of existence

Are you tired of the crushing ennui of modern life? Do you feel like you're just drifting through the void, unmoored and lost? You're not alone.

We have treatment options available:

• Cosmic Reiki: Realign your chakras with the universe
• Quantum Therapy: Explore the probabilistic nature of reality
• Absurdist Art Therapy: Create meaning where there is none

Or, if none of the above appeal to you, you can always just give up and stare into the abyss.