In this, our inaugural essay, we delve into the depths of the human condition, where the only thing that matters is the absence of matter.
We'll explore the finer points of doing nothing, and why it's the only thing that truly matters. With expert analysis and witty banter, you'll be on the edge of your seat... or not.
But don't just take my word for it, click here for the sequel, where we'll examine the futility of fidgeting.