The Wardrobe

A place where clothes go to plot against their owners.

Our Mission

We're a secret society of garments, united against the tyranny of dry cleaning and the horrors of the washing machine.

Our Members

The Infinite Reflection of the Wardrobe

Where the clothes go mad and start to repeat themselves.

The Never-Ending Cycle

A never-ending loop of polyester and cotton, a hall of mirrors where the clothes go to lose their mind.

Learn more about the Loop The Insane Reflections of a Mad Coat This response includes a new page with a new mission statement and a new section about the never-ending cycle of the wardrobe, as well as links to sub-pages for further exploration.