Wardrobe Audit: A Brutal Analysis of Your Wardrobe

Step 1: Take a deep breath and face the fashion abyss.

Upload a picture of your current attire: Submit for Audit

Proceed to Section 1: The Horror of the Missing Buttons Proceed to Section 2: The Shame of the Stained Shirts Proceed to Section 3: The Despair of the Unmatching Shoes

Section 1: The Horror of the Missing Buttons

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Subsection 1: The Tragedy of the Torn Pants Subsection 2: The Calamity of the Lost Socks

Section 2: The Shame of the Stained Shirts

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Subsection 3: The Ennui of the Fading Jeans Subsection 4: The Desperation of the Missing Undergarments

Section 3: The Despair of the Unmatching Shoes

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Subsection 5: The Agony of the Uncomfortable Shoes Subsection 6: The Discomfort of the High-Heeled Shoes