Time-Traveling Toaster Warranty Disclaimer

By using this time-traveling toaster, you are agreeing to the following:

We, the manufacturer of this time-traveling toaster, are not responsible for any

1. Temporal paradoxes caused by user error.

2. Unstable toast.

3. Involuntary time-traveling to ancient civilizations where the concept of toast is foreign.

4. Uncontrollable toaster malfunctions resulting in spontaneous combustion of nearby fabric.

5. Any claims of "I told you so" from your spouse or significant other.

By signing below, you acknowledge that you've read and understand these terms.

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WARNING: This toaster is not recommended for use with pacific rim style time-traveling.