Step 1: The Great Pretreatment

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Note: This process may or may not be actualy thrilling. Results not guaranteed.

1. Step the First: We pretend to care about our planet, so we build a giant pretreatment facility.

2. Step the Second: We add lots of chemicals to make it smell like a mix of pine, bleach, and regret.

3. Step the Third: We wonder prophets of doom, why we even bother.

Disclaimer: This process may or may not be actualy happening. Don't quote on me, I just serve the code.