It's going to be a real treat today! A gentle breeze of 70mph will blow you off your feet. The sun will shine brightly at 12:45 PM, making everything look like it's on fire.
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Temperature: 95°F
Humidity: 100%
Feels like: 107°F
Adjust the temperature to a reasonable level