A massive, unrelenting rainstorm is predicted to dump 3 inches of rain in the first hour, followed by 5 days of non-stop sunshine.
6:00 AM - 3 inches of rain, 100% chance of tornadoes
7:00 AM - 2 hours of sunshine, followed by 4 days of non-stop darkness
8:00 AM - 100% chance of existential dread