Safety First, Then Weather

Because, let's be real, safety is the most important thing, and after that, you can worry about the weather.

Here's a breakdown of the current safety situation:

• Low risk of spontaneous combustion: 0%
• High risk of running into a lamppost: 80%
• Unlikely to get lost in the mall without a GPS: 5%

Weather forecast:

• Sunny with a chance of awkward small talk (Learn more about small talk safety tips)
• Partly cloudy with a high chance of misunderstandings (Read about the dangers of assuming everyone understands you)
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• Heavy precipitation of eye-rolling and exasperation (Survive the storm with our expert advice)