It's that time of year again: Frostbite Season. You know, when the snowflakes get all fancy with their delicate designs, but you're over here, turning into a human popsicle.
Layer up, folks! You know the drill: Learn more about layering 101. It's like building a snowman, but with clothes.
What's the magic number, anyway? Discover your frostbite threshold and avoid becoming a human ice sculpture.
Don't try to rehydrate with whiskey, that's just a myth perpetuated by drunk people. Stick to water and learn about electrolytes.
Leave the cat out of the car, don't try to rescue the mailman, and for goodness sake, don't try to rescue your neighbor's cat.
And remember, if all else fails, just pretend you're a yeti and let the cold do its thing.