Welcome to the Selective Hearing Experiment, where we explore the fascinating realm of ignoring things we don't want to hear.
Here are the methods we use to achieve this remarkable ability:
We start by cultivating a thick layer of ignorance, allowing us to tune out the noise and focus on the important things we'd rather not hear.
Learn more about the blissful state of ignorance
We employ a variety of techniques to shift our attention away from unwanted sounds, from playing video games to binge-watching cat videos.
Dive deeper into the distraction theory
By responding with a witty remark or a well-placed eye-roll, we effectively block out the unwanted noise and assert our selective hearing.