A study on the efficacy of ignoring instructions.
Welcome to the Selectively Hearing Experiment, where we're testing the limits of human attention span and the power of willful ignorance. We're not actually doing science here; we're just pretending to.
In this study, participants will be presented with a series of seemingly complex instructions, which they are strongly advised to ignore. Our researchers will be watching, but only if they feel like it.
Note: By proceeding, you're not actually participating in a study. You're just wasting your time on the internet. Don't say we didn't warn you.