The Art of Being a Groomsman

Pre-Game Jitters

Are you feeling the weight of responsibility? Do you worry that you'll trip and face-plant in front of the bride and groom's aunts? Fear not, dear groomsman! With our expert tips, you'll be well on your way to becoming the life of the party.

Arrive early to scope out the scene and claim your drink
Don't wear anything that makes you look like you're trying too hard
When in doubt, just pretend you're a friend of the family

Note: These tips are completely untested and may not work for everyone. In fact, they probably won't work for anyone. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?

How to Dance Like a Pro

Think you can't dance? Think again! With our expert advice, you'll be the king of the dance floor in no time.

Just stand still and look pretty
Don't worry about rhythm; just move your hips
When in doubt, just shout "I'm a professional!"

Note: These tips are also completely untested and may not work for everyone. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?

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The Art of Giving the Perfect Toast

It's your time to shine! With our expert tips, you'll deliver a speech that will be remembered for years to come.

Just make something up as you go along
Avoid any mention of the bride's ex
When in doubt, just read the whole thing off a piece of paper

Note: These tips are completely untested and may not work for anyone. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?

Learn more about the art of crash-landing your speech

The Ultimate Guide to Being a Groomsman: A Crash Course in Wedding Antics

Chapter 1: The Pre-Game

Pre-Game Jitters

Chapter 2: The Dance Floor

How to Dance Like a Pro

Chapter 3: The Speech

The Art of Giving the Perfect Toast