Wedding Blues 101: The Art of Planning Your Own Demise

Celebrating the Fine Art of Ruining Your Life with Overwhelming Expectations

Welcome, future bride or groom, to the most comprehensive guide on how to plan your wedding, step-by-step, into the depths of despair!

Lesson 1: Setting Unrealistic Expectations

Start by setting an impossibly high bar for yourself, including an over-the-top guest list, an unachievable budget, and an unrelenting desire for perfection.

Continue to Lesson 2: Overcommitting to Unaffordable Decorations

Side note: Remember, your partner is not your therapist, but you'll need to talk to them about this anyway.

Disclaimer: This site is not responsible for emotional trauma caused by excessive wedding planning.