Weeding Blues 101: Techno-Torture Device

Learn how to turn your special day into a special kind of hell.

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Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a firehose.

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Disclaimer: Not actually recommended for weddings. Or any occasion.

Side effects may include: existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and/or marital discord.