Weeding Blues 101: Techno-Torture Device
Learn how to turn your special day into a special kind of hell.
Mind Games and MalwareAdvanced Theory Secret RecipesDon't forget to bring your sense of humor and a firehose.
Buy the Techno-Torture DeviceLearn how to turn your special day into a special kind of hell.
Mind Games and MalwareAdvanced Theory Secret RecipesDon't forget to bring your sense of humor and a firehose.
Buy the Techno-Torture DeviceDisclaimer: Not actually recommended for weddings. Or any occasion.
Side effects may include: existential dread, spontaneous combustion, and/or marital discord.