By order of the Mandate Overlords, all citizens are required to participate in a fun-filled afternoon of activities. Don't bother trying to opt out, we know you're secretly excited.
Activity 1: Extreme Crocodile Taming
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Snack breaks will be provided, but only for the first 100 participants. Don't be late, or you'll be left to starve.
Any attempts to escape will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced watching of elevator music, repeated viewing of 'The Notebook', or being forced to listen to a 3-hour PowerPoint presentation on crop rotation.
Our activities are made possible by the generous donations of:
The Crocodile Whisperers Guild
By participating in these activities, you acknowledge that you are aware of and accept the risks involved in extreme crocodile taming, including but not limited to: being bitten, scratched, or having your soul crushed.