Welcome, Wednesday's Project Meeting: "The Inevitable Disaster"

Objective: Discuss why everything is going wrong

Today's Agenda:

• Point 1: The Code is Broken
• Point 2: The Database is Down
• Point 3: We're Out of Coffee
• Point 4: The Boss is Mad

Important Notes:

See the Notes for details on how everything is going wrong.

Disclaimer: The meeting may or may not be recorded for "training purposes". You have been warned.