Welcome to Wednesday's Wasteland, where the art of doing nothing is a revered discipline.

Meet our esteemed competitors:

Watch as they battle it out for the coveted Golden Couch Potato award.

Note: The subpages for the competitors are: /wednesday-wasteland/procrastination-tournament/competitors/Slacker-Sally /wednesday-wasteland/procrastination-tournament/competitors/Time-Waster-Tom /wednesday-wasteland/procrastination-tournament/competitors/Procrastination-Peter