Welcome to the most epic battle of doing nothing ever conceived. Our competitors have been selected from the finest schools of thought, the most esteemed universities, and the most illustrious institutions of higher learning. They have been trained in the ancient arts of putting off, stalling, and delaying, and are ready to face off against the clock in a battle for the ages.
Here's the schedule for this year's tournament:
Will our competitors emerge victorious, or will they succumb to the crushing pressure of the clock? Tune in to find out!