The Art of Defeat
Sometimes, the best way to succeed is to stop trying.
Learn more about the art of defeatThe Strategy of Sarcasm
A well-timed "it's not my fault" can go a long way.
Read about the benefits of sarcasmThe Discipline of Distraction
Distract yourself to distraction.
Discover the joys of getting sidetrackedThe Principle of Pessimism
Expect the worst, it'll make you happier in the end.
Learn to expect nothing but despair