Chaos Curse Theory 8/10

Today's installment of Chaos Curse Theory is a doozy! It appears that Chaos is not just a force of nature, but an actual, tangible entity with a taste for artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted mayonnaise.

According to our research, Chaos is not just random chance, but rather a carefully curated selection of unlikely events, carefully arranged by a committee of highly-trained chaos specialists.

We're still trying to figure out why Chaos always seems to target the socks, but our best guess is it's just a love of all things fluffy.

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