The Wednesday Wizardry: Mid-Week Blues

Brewing Bad Jobs

Ugh, you made it to Wednesday, the worst day of the week. You're starting to feel like you're stuck in some sort of existential rut, aren't you? Well, you're not alone! Join us at The Wednesday Wizardry for a taste of the absurd, the ridiculous, and the just plain bad.

Job 1: Professional Line-Stander

Stand in line for hours on end, just like the good old days! No more waiting in line for a decent coffee or toilet paper. We've got that covered.

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Freelance Frenzy

Get paid to do whatever, whenever, wherever! No more 9-to-5 drudgery. Well, until you realize you're actually just doing 9-to-5 drudgery for yourself.

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Intern of Doom

Experience the thrill of doing menial tasks for minimum wage! Plus get to wear a fancy ID badge and pretend to be a real adult.

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