Ugh, it's Wednesday. The day of the week where all your hopes and dreams come crashing down.
Like the stock market. Or your 401K. Or your cat. They're all just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Why settle for just any old Wednesday when you could have a WEDNESDAY THAT'S JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER?
For when things get really, really bad.
1. Sell your kidney on the black market.
2. Invest in cryptocurrency, duh.
3. Marry a rich person, but only if you like rich people.