Why Does the Boss Think I'm a Robot?

It's Wednesday, the middle of the week, and I'm starting to feel like I'm trapped in some sort of intergalactic experiment gone wrong.

I mean, have you seen the boss's new "Employee of the Month" award? It's a toaster. I'm pretty sure that's a sign of some sort of robotic uprising.

Or maybe it's just me, a wizard, trapped in a world of corporate drudgery.

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Perhaps it's just the boss's way of saying, "I'm a fan of your work, Employee of the Month!