Today's Agenda:
- 11:00 AM - Meeting with the Coffee Machine
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break - Eat a sandwich, stare at the wall
- 1:00 PM - Discuss the meaning of life with the stapler
Notable Decisions:
- Decided to use Comic Sans for all official documents
- Established "Nap Time" as an official company policy
- Determined that the coffee machine is sentient and deserves a raise
Subcommittees:
Disclaimer: This agenda is subject to change without notice. Or is it?