Here's what we've been up to:
At 3:00 PM, we all gathered in the conference room to talk about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We decided it's all just a bunch of meaningless nothing.
Minutes 1-5: We argued over the best way to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Some of us wanted to put the cheese on top, others at the bottom, and one person just wanted to eat the whole loaf of bread by itself.
Minutes 6-10: We took a break to stare at the wall and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Decisions Made During the Meeting
We meant to meet at 10, but someone left their cat in the oven, and we had to go turn off the stove. Or maybe we just forgot. Who knows?
Maybe We Should've Written Down Our Agenda?
We're glad you're here! We're reporting on our progress, or lack thereof.
We meant to meet at 10, but someone ate all the cookies, and we had to go find more snacks. Or maybe we just forgot. Again.