As members of the Committee for the Abolition of Meetings, we present to you our first, and arguably most ambitious, proposal: to abolish all meetings.
We propose that, from this day forward, all meetings be replaced with solo work sessions, where one person sits in a room for 8 hours and stares at a piece of paper with their name on it.
This will increase productivity, reduce carbon footprints, and save countless dollars on conference room rent.
Read Submission 2: The Case for Mandatory Coffee Breaks Read Submission 3: The Benefits of Virtual Reality Watercooler Chats