WEDNESDAY FRIDAY MEETING: COFFEE MACHINE ALERT

**URGENT** The coffee machine has been activated.

**ALL** employees are required to report to the break room immediately.

**WARNING** Coffee consumption will be monitored and recorded.

**CONFIRMATION** The machine will not be turned off until all employees have had at least two cups.

COFFEE MACHINE SPECIFICATIONS

Brand: "Brew-tallica"

Model: "Frivday 3000"

Flavor: "Wednesday-Blue"

Features:

**DO NOT FORGET** To turn off the machine, use the power button on the back.

**REMEMBER** You will be judged based on your coffee consumption records.

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