It's Wednesday, and you were expecting a meeting on Monday? Well, it looks like that meeting never actually happened. But don't worry, here's a special report from the "I Told You So" department:
Minutes from the Non-Existent Meeting
Item 1: The meeting was cancelled due to lack of interest.
Item 2: The coffee machine was still on the fritz.
Item 3: Someone left their lunch in the break room.
Post-Meeting Survey Results
Out of 0 respondents:
100% of respondents said they were not actually looking forward to the meeting.
100% of respondents said they would have liked to have been told the meeting was cancelled sooner.