Mindfulness for the Unenthused

Welcome, you're probably here because you've been told to "find your inner self" or "connect with your chi". Well, we're not going to do that.

Pretend to Find Your Inner Self
Just Eat a Different Kind of Pizza

Our mindfulness program consists of a series of increasingly unfulfilling activities designed to make you wonder why you bothered.

Just Sit in a Room with Us

We have a strict no-thought policy. All thoughts, even the ones you're having right now, are forbidden.

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