By order of the Supreme Botanist, it is hereby decreed that:
YOU SHALL NOT, I REPEAT, SHALL NOT, TOUCH THE PLANTS.
Reasons why: 1. Fungal infections are a real risk
- 2. Spores are airborne and will get everywhere
- 3. You might just grow a third eye and join the cult of the fungus among us
Failure to comply will result in:
Plant-related consequences
DO NOT TOUCH THE PLANTS. DO NOT TOUCH THE PLANTS.