Article 2.1: "The Art of Exceptions as a Form of Performance Art"
In a shocking move, the Ministry of Wednesdaymandates has declared Exceptions as a legitimate form of performance art. Critics claim it's a thinly veiled attempt to distract from the crushing ennui of everyday life.
Article 2.2: "The Exceptional Case of the Sudden, Unforeseen Sneeze"
After a series of mysterious sneezing fits in the middle of the Ministry's main meeting room, officials were forced to declare the Sudden, Unforeseen Sneeze as an Exception of National Importance.