Chapter 1: The Art of Ignoring the Bride's Coughing
Wedding Blues 101 is not just about playing the right notes, but also about playing the right notes at the right time. Learn how to tune out the bride's hacking cough in Chapter 2, Appendix B: When to Cough in Public.
Chapter 2: The Science of Not Hearing the Minister
Discover the physics behind selective hearing in the context of wedding ceremonies. From the Doppler effect to the principles of acoustic camouflage, we'll cover it all in Chapter 3, Appendix C: The Acoustic Curse.
Appendix D: Advanced Techniques
Take your skills to the next level with our expert guide on how to selectively tune out the sound of your in-laws arguing with the caterer. Appendix E: In-law Negotiation Sound Cancellation Techniques