Form 27-B: Troubleshooting

This is Form 27-B. You're probably lost, but that's okay, we've been here before.

Common Issues:

1. My toaster keeps beeping at me. Read more
2. The coffee machine is on fire. Check the manual
3. My pants are on fire. Seek medical attention

Advanced Issues:

1. The toaster is beeping in Morse code. Consult a specialist
2. The coffee machine is actually a sentient being demanding more coffee beans. Call a exorcist

Remember, Form 27-B is for advanced users. If you're still having trouble, read more